My names Yesenia and I'm a 17 year old Senior that lives in California.
The worst feeling ever is like, “well I’m really fucking used to this happening but it still really fucking hurt”
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
today i was standing in front of our garage and i didn’t notice my mom was about to leave so she got her head out of the window and yelled “broom broom get out me way son!” and it was honestly one of the most funny and embarassing moments ever
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”